Hi there. I’m the ABBC pant. That stands for AirBlaster Brandon Cocard Pant. I’ve got knee patches and various color combinations from completely mild to totally wild. I’m sturdy, waterproof, and I look cool. I’ll make your legs look awesome. When your legs look awesome, they feel awesome, and awesome-feeling legs pop, lock in, and stomp better than legs that just feel OK. Think about it.